England rugby

[Barry Creary]

Well MM what do you think about the Australian rugby team now or were they just lucky

[minetymenace]

I have not visited this site since before the match, somewhat nervous that I would have to eat a large slice of humble pie. I was trying to think of something witty to say or provide a humorous excuse, but no matter how tightly I hold my head, it still shakes from left to right as I stare at the floor. Being unable to justify anything at the moment, I might move any reference to England coming second in that match to Off-Topic or possibly delete it.....because I can, but that wouldn't be cricket, ah the cricket, a small amount of consolation there.

[Barry Creary]

Ha Ha Ha crickey you say cricket Mr Minety don't change the subject second is still not bad

[Canberra]

Like Barry, I thought of saying something but figured that the loss was bad enough for England without more ribbing. Now for the Welsh but I have two allegiances there . Makes up for the cricket howlers .

John

[nopdog]

Come on fellas we have to rub it in, put the slipper in, show no mercy.
Go you good things go.

[Barry Creary]

Yes Simon not much rub from Mr MM or other poms maybe us colonials don't rate a comment hahaha hope I haven't a fended anyone

[minetymenace]

[b50root]

Think All Blacks had an easy ride so far.

But will not be easy with france

Rickard

[minetymenace]

An Englishman walks into a bar......

Ther's usualy an Irishman, Welshman and Scotsman there too, but they are all at the Rugby World Cup.

I'm off to TW2 7BA tomorrow to see Scotland eat Kangeroo

[Barry Creary]

Yu better take a hagus with you Minety just in case

[b50root]

Yes. All Blacks are in the semi.

Rickard

[Barry Creary]

And Australia in the semis hope Minety likes Hagus cause Kangaroo was off the menu

[minetymenace]

This Englishman walks into a bar......and is met by every nation in the northern hemisphere

It was a close game, very close...

[Barry Creary]

Yes Minety very close and must have been great to be there but winners are s and the ozzies will have all players fit for Argentina

[minetymenace]

You had better win that game, but I've probably put the kiss of death on it as every time I pick a team to support, they loose!!

[b50root]

So Australia and New Zealand in the finals?

HAKA

Rickard

[Barry Creary]

Those Kiwis can't even say Fush and chups so how can they beat the ozzies Rickard but they will have to get past Argentina first <216p but I'm just glad they beat the pomms :laughkkkk

[Canberra]

I noticed the post from Rickard on the French v UnZud. Slightly outclassed is an understatement. I have to admit Oz needs to play a damn sight better than that Scotland encounter although Scotland put up a good fight so would have been a good match to attend. The southern part of Argentina (Patagonia) was populated by Welsh, so expect I them to put up a fight in the name of the home folks.

Rickard when is Sweden going to take up the sport and join the fray?

John

[AJ CCM]

http://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/ne ... ugby-admit

[b50root]

Rickard when is Sweden going to take up the sport and join the fray?

John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXXgt9WLF1Q

Not that good yet.

Rickard

[minetymenace]

Come on you Ozzies, just beat the Argies first, otherwise I'm going to change the name of this topic to "English Cricket" and delete all the rugby posts. I know that would be an abuse of the awesome powers of the moderator, but if you don't beat them, that is a risk I'm willing to let you take
I reckon if you have an English ref who was as biased as the South African one yesterday, you could win that one too!

[b50root]

YES. ALL BLACKS in Final!!!!


Rickard

[minetymenace]

Nice one.
Told you, Aussie forward pass and a try is given, and when the Argies go a bit close to the line the Ozzies were given a penalty incorrectly. Ref came from Port Stanley I reckon

Should be a good final.

[nopdog]

I'm a bit tired this morning Australia v Argentina didn't start till about 3 am and had to drink beer and wake the whole house up.
Now if we can just get the HARKA banned. Why you may ask? Good question! Answer. All together now "IT'S AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE"

[Canberra]

Oz v NZ in UK, now that will be a fight to the death.

[b50root]

Oz v NZ in UK, now that will be a fight to the death.

And your team is ? John!!!

[Barry Creary]

Ozzie ozzie Ozzie oi oi oi

[Canberra]

I have spent most of my life in Oz now - so it'll have to be the underdog - Ozzie, Ozzie, OZZIE!!!

John

[b50root]

Yes

[Canberra]

So sad . I had to console myself and bought fush n chups for supper . I should have put my Kiwi hat on instead .

Congratulations to all you Kiwis.

John

[minetymenace]

Was working yesterday so asked the boss to record it, managed not to hear the result before I watched the game. I did think that there was hope when the All Blacks were a man down, but alas no.
What a great tournament though....

[b50root]

Rickard

[minetymenace]

England should be 7th equal (as E comes before F)

Stroll on the six nations!

[minetymenace]

Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.
The IRB Committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays:
1.. The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone still thinks New Zealand are the best team in the world.
2. The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before smashing an Iron Bru bottle over their opponents' heads.
3.. The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.
4.. Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be forcibly removed by the match stewards.
5.. Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts whilst they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.
6.. The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a film called 'Saving No.8 Lyle'.
7.. Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the rest of the team to ransom.
8.. The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the female stewards and then run away.
9.. The Spanish will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it and then claim that it was all in line with European "grass quotas". They will then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time, when their appeal for compensation against the UK Government will be heard.
10.. The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good salaries to the key opposition players and then run around the pitch at high speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a subsidy from the UK Government).
11.. The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the opposition are in fact all mad. They will then park lorries across the halfway line, let sheep loose in the opposition half (much to the delight of the WELSH) and burn the officials.
12.. The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative singing and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite all their mates to come and live with them in Shepherds Bush."
13.. Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh suggestion following representations from the RSPCA.

[b50root]

You are the funniest guy.

Rickard

[AJ CCM]

[Barry Creary]

Wtf Minety is going on in your mind but it is very witty and funny but we still beat you
English men until next we meet

[Canberra]

Great one Minety